Mall Report:
- Saw a couple walking around and I swear to God the guy had dried cum on his face. I pointed it out to my friend Hayley and we both burst out laughing. I wanted to high five the chick that clearly made it happen. Girl power!
- New pair of 7 For All Mankind Jeans. They looked so good, I had to wear them out of the store. Yeah, my ass always gets a lot of attention, but yesterday was crazy. A couple of those guys were ready to sacrifice virgins in its honor. Haha. Ass worship FTW!
- Sour, wrinkly old biddies who go ape shit when they catch their men look at me. I always giggle and blow a kiss!
- Is it wrong to have security guard rape fantasies? Cause this one man looked so yummy in his uniform I was about to shoplift something just so I could get him all alone in a back room!
- Finally, my favorite mall game. Pick the poor blueballed loser! We love pointing out which guys we think haven't gotten to blow their load in weeks. Think I could pick you out of the masses?
~ Holly (866) 992-3258 ~
