Forced Masturbation Without Orgasm (This is what eternity tastes like.)

Here's my thing: I'm insatiable. Nymphomaniac, wanton little cock whore, relentless ball wringer -- call me what you want. But I expect multiple orgasms and few men can keep up.

So...expect an audition. I'll make you stroke for me. Hours of you rubbing and rubbing and holding back while I enjoy orgasm after orgasm. When you get close to release, I'll spread my thighs and show you my pussy, the prize you're holding out for. But you won't get that prize until you've been trained, tested and proven worthy.

Want a taste? Want to pop your pecker in for just one stroke with me squeezing my sweet cunt around you? Ok. Just one. Don't you dare come, though. You have hours more to go.

~ Faith ~

The Best Kind of Poison

Wanna know a secret about me? I am greedy, greedy, greedy!!

There's a reason I wander around in itty bitty shorts, licking ice cream cones and smiling up at you like that what's in my mouth already just isn't enough. I'm like one of those pretty flowers that turns out to be packed with poison. But you've just gotta lean in and touch anyway, don't you?

I'm gonna slip right up close so you can smell me, all bubble gum and teenage sweetness. Maybe you'll even get to cop a little feel.

Then? When you're so wound up you can't even think straight and you're pretty sure all you need in the whole wide world is my half-naked body doing dirty things to you?

That's when you'll feel my fingers slippin' right into your wallet or slowly peeling the wedding ring off your finger.

But by then you won't even care.

~ Holly ~

Little Dick Training School

I prefer my cocks big and thick and pulsing, the kind that can stretch my pussy open, make me gasp, moan, scream and still wake up the next day craving more. In a perfect world, I could spend all day focusing on the sexy, monster cocks of my dreams.

But the world isn't perfect, is it? It's got swarms of little dick losers fluttering around, clamoring for the attention of ladies who are way out of their league (like me)!  Some of them don't even know how thoroughly inadequate they are and how unpleasant (not to mention comical!) it is when they try to inflict their squishy, stubby, sad little pricks upon us.

But I aim to fix that.

I'm making it my mission to try to educate the wee ones, help them understand their place, institute some kind of new world order where those guys only get to cum after they've done something to contribute to the pleasure of a hot girl.  (I know, I'm like Mother Teresa, only sexier). And, since they can't contribute to our pleasure the old-fashioned way, we have to be a little more creative.

I'm now offering personalized tutorials and regimens for paltry-pricked boys and dickless bitches.  To get started today, call 866-992-3258 & ask for Audrey. Also, keep an eye on this blog, where I'll be posting helpful hints, extra credit assignments and perhaps even some props for those who embrace my program wholeheartedly.

Little Dick Tip #1:  Your crotch area should not have pubic hair.  Mini dicks can easily get lost in there!  Smooth, bald and babyish looking. That's the ticket!


~ Audrey ~