I prefer my cocks big and thick and pulsing, the kind that can stretch my pussy open, make me gasp, moan, scream and still wake up the next day craving more. In a perfect world, I could spend all day focusing on the sexy, monster cocks of my dreams.
But the world isn't perfect, is it? It's got swarms of little dick losers fluttering around, clamoring for the attention of ladies who are way out of their league (like me)! Some of them don't even know how thoroughly inadequate they are and how unpleasant (not to mention comical!) it is when they try to inflict their squishy, stubby, sad little pricks upon us.
But I aim to fix that.
I'm making it my mission to try to educate the wee ones, help them understand their place, institute some kind of new world order where those guys only get to cum after they've done something to contribute to the pleasure of a hot girl. (I know, I'm like Mother Teresa, only sexier). And, since they can't contribute to our pleasure the old-fashioned way, we have to be a little more creative.
I'm now offering personalized tutorials and regimens for paltry-pricked boys and dickless bitches. To get started today, call 866-992-3258 & ask for Audrey. Also, keep an eye on this blog, where I'll be posting helpful hints, extra credit assignments and perhaps even some props for those who embrace my program wholeheartedly.
Little Dick Tip #1: Your crotch area should not have pubic hair. Mini dicks can easily get lost in there! Smooth, bald and babyish looking. That's the ticket!
~ Audrey ~
